Readers often write in and ask us for more pics and gifs which focus just on booty. It’s not surprising really, as men have been attracted to the female butt for as far back as history goes, this of course is because it’s an indicator of fertility. You probably don’t want to think of things like that, science can get in the way of the fun, it’s like seeing what’s going on backstage at the theater, or if the camera guy is visible in a movie. There’s a lot more detail where that came from but it’s probably not what you want to be thinking about when you’re observing the perfect ass, that your instincts are purely there to stimulate reproduction.
Interestingly, your preferences may depend on where you live; in South America most men like a woman to have a big bootie, whereas for instance, in Britain the men don’t seem to pay much attention to butt size, possibly because there’s no shortage of big butts in the UK, it has been said. Whatever your taste: fit butts, curvy, big, whether you are hypnotized by an ass licking gif or a curvy lady squatting down in tight cycle shorts, some like to see a pawg gif while others simply enjoy an ass in bikini bottoms or panties. The reality is that in 2021 it is a wonderful time to be an ass lover: Kim Kardashian regularly shows off her big butt, J Lo is still looking great and craving attention even at age 52, women are being encouraged to put on weight and yoga pants are in fashion too. Almost forgot to mention, love her or hate her, there’s Nicki Minaj as well.
Back to the science for a second but from another angle this time, did you know that mathematicians have got on the case of finding which dimensions make the perfect ass? It makes sense for them to do so, as the rest of their work is probably pretty boring. Their theorem, which is shown on the image below, would make even the late Stephen Hawking proud. Now that would make a good math lesson, suddenly the whole class would be getting an A*.
